if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
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- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
Congratulations, B.o.B., a dude more than 2,000 years ago figured out what you still can’t understand despite the benefits of free public school, generations of documentation and the internet at your fucking fingertips.
To be honest, I’m mostly reblogging this for the Carl Sagan explanation.
Ancient Egypt was insane with their astronomy and giant buildings. The damned pyramids line up with constellations and specific stars
The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.
Sweet, Pat, b. 1951. Vampire hunter’s kit. Riverside, California : Bo Press, [2014]
Contents: 1. Four books on the uncannny,
including Compte d'Erlette’s Culte des Goules and von Junzt’s
Unaussprechlichen Kulten, tied with a leather strap – 2. A journal,
half-bound in blue leather and blue textured paper, and three letters,
also tied with a strap – 3. A removable box containing a bottle of holy
water, a silver cross, a compass, and a pistol in a holster – 4. A
removable tool rack with hooks holding a mallet, a crowbar, and a mirror
– 5. A bunch of sharpened stakes, a head of garlic, a rack with two
test tubes, and a map portfolio containing three maps of Eastern Europe.
